Recession is Coming to Town!! (To tune of “Santa Claus is coming to Town”)


You’d better watch out
You’d better not cry
You’d better keep cash
I’m telling you why:
Recession is coming to town!
It’s hitting you once,
It’s hitting you twice
It doesn’t care if you’re careful or nice
Recession is coming to town!
It’s worthless if you’ve got Shares
It’s worthless if you’ve got Bonds
It’s safe when you’ve got Cash In Hand
So keep Cash for Goodness Sake, HEY
You’d better watch out
You’d better not cry
You’d better keep Cash
I’m telling you why:
Recession is coming to town!
High Notes are just confusing
Minibonds are just so vague
The Banks all make YOU bear the RISK
So keep out for Goodness Sake, OH
You’d better watch out
You’d better not cry
You’d better keep Gold
I’m telling you why:
Depression is just down the line!!